You might be a hasher if:

1. On your way to the hash event, you total your car and still make it with enough time to party. 

2.  You have 50 lbs. of flour and don't even bake!

4.  Carry chalk in your vehicle and you have no children.

4.  As you drive around you look for potential trails or Point "b's"

5.  You are walking down the street, see a fellow hasher, and get dumfounded because you don't know what to call them.

6.  You point with your elbow.

7.  You refuse to buy any article of clothing with any kind of logo.

8.  If you have a red dress and a cute black lingerie - and your a guy!

9.  If you travel across the country to go run and drink some beers.

10.  You have a copy of Mapsource and Google Earth on your computer.

11. You dirty up your new sneakers before wearing them.

12. You look at a hill and wonder "what's back there?"

13.  When in class or a meeting, you raise you're glass over your head and say "pint of lager" to get the groups attention.