Border Jumper Hash House Harriers

A Drinking Club With A Running Problem

Am I A hasher???

Once you start hashing on a regular basis, you will inevitably ask yourself, "Am I really a hasher?".  You see hashing is a way of life, a lifestyle if you will, not just a place to hang out with friends on the weekends.  Hashing changes you from the inside out.   As you initially start to hash, you either love it or hate it, there really is no middle ground.  Most hashers find out that this is what they have been missing in their lives.  They have found themselves a place to belong and be accepted, no matter how quirky they tend to be, we don't discriminate.  We really enjoy spending time with our friends and making new ones.  After hashing a while, you life starts to revolve around the hash and you plan you vacation at work to attend Interhash events.  After a virgin or first timer comes out to hash, we ask ourselves "Are they coming back?"  When they do, we are really excited and have made a friend for life.  If they don't, well like I said, Hashing is not for everybody.  However, here are some tips to look for to determine if you are a hasher through and through:

1. You point with your elbow when you are not around hashers.

2. You look behind a hill or building and wonder "what is behind there?"

3. You carry flour and chalk in your car at all times, and you don't have any children.

4. You have several bags lf flour at home and you don't even bake.

5. You buy chalk by the tub full.

6. You buy clothes without any logo's on them.

7. You have names in your phone you would be embarrassed to let any non-hasher see.

8. You look for Point B's while driving around the city.

9. When your mother asks what are you doing, you tell her you are going to church, because you are too embarrassed to tell her you are going hashing.

10. When your wife asks where you are going, you tell her you are going to have an affair because that is more acceptable than hashing.

11. A real hasher will bring out their sister to the hash.

12. You do not get embarrassed when wearing shirts with words such as fuck, shit, or I Heart BJ's on it.

13. When you hear a kids song, you don't know the clean version of the song.

14. You know how to get bad mud stains out of a white t-shirt.

15. On your way to the hash event, you total your car and still make it with enough time to party.

16. You are walking down the street, see a fellow hasher, and get dumfounded because you don't know what to call them.

17. If you have a red dress and a cute black lingerie - and your a guy!

18. You dirty up your new sneakers before wearing them.