Favorite quotes heard at a Border Jumper Hash event

 (not in any particular order, most current first)

Date page was last updated:   08/10/2008 09:22:43 AM

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1. Are you Syrian?

2. It came up when the kids were around!

3. Cricket! Cricket!

4. Quack! Quack!

5. Quack like a duck, Bitch!

6. If I am not hashing, I am either with my kids, or have a cock in my mouth.

7. We are fine..... I'm drunk!

8. Down and to the right.  But if you pass it it's up and to the left!

9. Next time I'll wreck the car further away from a steep cliff!

10. I only like real ale!

11. This coming from the bitch who has her nipple piercings on layaway.

12. My Right Here Hurts

13. Throw me a squirt.  From way over here?

14. I Love Dicks!

15. Sir, you can put your hands down now.

16. Nobody said Simon Says!

17. Bukka Bukka!

18. Cancel that back-up!  They're just a bunch of military people and their counselor.

19. My boobies can't run so I can't lay trail.

20. Are you his father?

21. Why are you making your son look at his mother's tits?!?

22. Look, a lucky Rabbits Foot!

23. Uhh, Butt Darts, could you get my purse at in the room, i have been detained at the border.

24. Cheater's Never Win!

25. Dude, seriously, she'd not coming back.

26. So what's the name of your club? Border Jumpers!

27. Are you an American citizen? Yes!  Where were you born?  Mexico!

28. El Paso Police Department!  Freeze!

29. Big Cock! Big Cock!

30. You know how we keep in the family, well my cousin......

31. Aww, did you get flour in you cunt?

32. Where's the "B" chip?

33. I got number 1.  No Wait, it's a 10, sorry!

34. There's no article 15's in Hashing!

35. His Water Broke!

36. Chata! Chat the Fuck Up!

37. The Power of Cock Cumpels you! Fuck Me! Fuck Me!

38. You didn't tell me it was hot.

39. I think I twisted my asshole!

40. Is that a new TV?

41. Sand in your clit, try Ramen Seasoning!

42. Bobbing for Cock!

43. Got It! Got It! Got It! Shit!

44. Who do I remind you of ???   Achoo!

45. Hey Mom, guess what I am doing right now?

46. I know what I am talking about!

47. I was gay once, but when it was my turn, I quit!

48.    If you can take a dick, you can take a joke!

49. Have you been drinking sir? Yup!  Thanks for your honesty, drive safely!

50. Once I am done with it, I don't care what you do with it.

51. I don't know why, just ask the bitch!

52. Grab My Hand!

53. Hey, are those graves we are walking on?

54. These beads cost me as much as a lap dance!  Well I'm a stripper.

55. What the hell is an X with a circle around it?

56. Sandwich!

57. You didn't tell me she was your wife!

58. Sounds like a cool Club, I'll look you guys up some time. 

59. Do you think she is still mad at us?

60.   Do you want to see my 3 lb. Cock?

61.   You stole a fire hydrant?

62.   911..... Yes, the cops are harassing me!  Come quick!

63.   She offered her honor, I honored her offer.  And all night long I was on her and off her!

64. Put your hands in the air and drop the bag of powder!

65. Whatever happened to .......?

66. We're Milk Brothers now!

67.  Those songs offend me! So are you asking for a ride home lady? 

68. Hey, Can I borrow a condom?

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